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Canadian erotica channels and CanCon issues
dS other fandoms jealous
I can't even! The CRTC has cited several channels for not carrying enough CanCon in their broadcast erotica. http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-debate/editorials/is-that-porn-canadian-enough-for-the-crtc/article17358808/
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I saw that a while back. I guess we're supposed to put... what, more hockey? more poutine? Definitely more Mounties... ;)

Mounties in poutine-hockey porn?

Eh, I'd watch it. Oh! More gratuitous use of the word "eh"!

I'm ashamed to admit I'm contemplating how this would go.....

Late at night, lights are on in the hockey arena. Constable Hotpants thinks to himself, "That shouldn't be, eh. I must investigate...."

Inside, a band of rakish hockey players gathers around a card table on the ice, eating poutine and planning their next nefarious caper......

Note to self: do not attempt to read phrases like "Constable Hotpants" while drinking morning coffee...

Whoops - sorry about that! :)

No worries... I work in a medical clinic, so now even at *home* my coffee's gone lukewarm before I get a chance to drink it! Which means, of course, that there's much less of the burny-ness when it kind of goes up one's nose. :P

Great caffeine delivery system then!

I need one of those mug warmer things. Then my coffee and/or tea will stay nice & hot while I read/watch all that extra-Canadian porn! :P

Constable Hotpants!!! LOL!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of what would make Constable Hotpants go "Eh! Eh! Eh! Eeeeeeeeeeeh!"

Well see, Constable Hotpants tries to arrest the rakish hockey players, and they tie him to the card table and decide to teach him a lesson. That's about as much plot as any porn really has, right?

The poutine can be used as you see fit.


And now all this talk of poutine is making me hungry....

Excellent suggestion! *g*

Yeah, more OH in Oh Canada!

Hey at least they're consistent. Perhaps the porn could take place on a bed draped with a Canadian flag and/or in a vat of maple syrup?

Mmmm...maple syrup...how about naked Mountie maple syrup wrestling....

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You know the Canadian Actor Bingo vid? You're a vidder...you could do the Canadian Porn Bingo version!

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